A friend of mine (Miss A) is a fool for any guy in a band. Even if the band are absolutely terrible she doesn't seem to care, she just loves to see a guy on a stage. I have to confess that Miss A and I have been abusing the Virgin Student attention in order to win her the opportunity to meet "Band Guy," a suitor that has been writing to me at length, for over a week. For the last three days, Miss A has been helping me with my correspondence with Band Guy. Yesterday night his band were playing at a venue in Oxford. I decided to let Miss A pose as me for the evening in order to provide her with the opportunity to meet Band Guy. I know that might seem like an abuse of the situation, (well it is) but I really don't think that Band Guy minded especially since Miss A just texted me informing me that she only JUST got home after spending the night with him!