Planned lunch with "Bondage Guy"

I’m really looking forward to my lunch date. I enjoyed meeting APJ so much yesterday (despite his negative feedback about me) that I’m quite optimistic about meeting suitors of more sound character than the married man Mr C and the insecure TG, not to mention the highly offensive MH. This next suitor asked to be referred to as Robin, I’m not sure if that’s his real name or not. A friend had forwarded him the link. What attracted me to Robin was the fact that he initially emailed me with an amusing story of his own that he thought I could somehow incorporate into my site. He told it so well that I think I’ll post it exactly how he wrote it.

You seem as unlucky in love is I do. A friend of mine set me up a blind date once with somebody from his office. She was very sexy until she opened her mouth to laugh and “Eeeee eeeee eeeee!” came out. It was the loudest most squeaky giggle in the world and everybody in the pub was looking. I kept buying her drinks to keep her mouth otherwise busy. Still she managed to fit in “Eeeee eeeee!” between every sip. Because I’d been to the bar so many times, I was also getting rather drunk and I took her back to my place. She even made “Eeeee!” sounds in bed. I couldn’t stand it, I had to keep kissing her to try and shut her up. In the end I suggested some light bondage. I don’t usually go in for that sort of thing but I tied an ex up once using a scarf and she seemed to like it. I thought this girl might like the idea and then I would have an excuse to gag her but she was shocked and declared that she wanted to go home. She didn’t make anymore “Eeeee!” noises and I was able to sleep in peace. I still had ringing in my ears for three days afterwards.