Lesbian sex is real after all

I’ve been having a remarkable conversation with a member of LGBsoc, who I shall refer to as Miss XX. about my date with Charlie. Miss XX was one of three lesbian/bisexual girls to email me after reading my blog but she was the only one I decided to reply to because the other two were rude, e.g.
“Lesbian sex is real sex you moron.”
And
“What makes you the expert on what does and doesn’t count as sex, you haven’t done it with anybody. Bitch.”
Miss XX was understanding about how I came to view lesbian sex as less real than heterosexual sex. I realise now that it was because I’d never had reason to question it. In the past when I have thought of sex I have thought of penetration, I mean with a willy and a vagina. My communication with Miss XX has been most enlightening.
This is probably the most appropriate point to explain the history of my love life so far. I have had exactly three boyfriends, one of which was when I was seven so that doesn’t really count. The other two were when I was 17. I kissed both of them and I let one of them feel my left breast. I have never seen nor felt a willy and nobody has ever seen nor felt me… down there.
Of course I always realised that there are other things besides just sex-sex but I didn’t realise how important they were to some people. I thought touching and oral sex was just foreplay before you could do the real stuff but these lesbians seem to really like it! Apparently some normal people substitute sex-sex for "other stuff" too!
Although irrelevant, as I do not fancy women, I have decided that lesbian sex is real sex and thus a valid way to lose one’s virginity.